Garderning Season, or Lack Of because squirrels are assholes

The only way to grow anything on a balcony is to totally enclose your plants. This keeps them away from those little asshole squirrels who love to dig into flower beds and search for food. These little assholes destroyed all my flowers a few years ago, which is why I never bother to plan on the balcony anymore. Allegedly, I've got 100 pot seeds, maybe I should try an outdoor grow? Joking..

Protip: Canadians can get them free from Overgrow Canada. Just google that shit to find it. And no, they won't ship out of Canada due to legal reasons. Just ask that twit Marc Emery, who spent years in a US jail for selling them to Americans.

I think the only thing I will buy for my balcony this year is a small BBQ. Not sure which brand yet, but I'm thinking the more portable ones, which are easy to move in case of wind, etc.



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