Upcoming Cannabis Legalization

Allegedly, I remember a long time ago I had sat down to smoke a joint for the first time in about 5 years. I had no idea what I was smoking, only it was an Indica lineage. After the first 10 minutes I reached a spot of complete and total couch lock.

My mind had reached an elevation of 200,000 feet. What was once stero sound had split into 64,000 channels of complete surround. My entire self felt 10 feet thick. I moved my arm and it felt like a 10 pound lead weight.

My feet felt like noodles, there was no way they could support my weight! They'd fold in a second. I stood up, god konws how I manged that. Moving was questionable. I had delayed control, maybe 15 seconds to move in what should take a third of one.

Time began to slow down to a trickle. I felt a rumbling in my stomach and had an urgent need to devour pizza, donair, or chips. Maybe even all of them. Everything that was said made me laugh my ass off. SOmehow, I stumbled into the wall and knocked a picture off the wall. Everyone laughed. I quietly sat down, had a few more puffs and passed out on the couch.

I normally would never get that high because it tends to make you paranoid. Even eating a 100mg edible sets me off the freaking moon. Too powerful. Your mind splits into 16 peices and it takes extreme concentration to hold it together. Sounds bend around into impossible ways. Time slows down to a tiny trickle - minutes feel like hours. Words have deep meanings. Going beyond this would likely result in a gigantic panic attack. Use with moderation and never drive high.