Devil or Angel Driver?
Demonic Driver
- Cuts other cars off at will
- Takes up two parking spots when only one is necessary
- Regularly speeds and slides through stop signs
- Races between light changes
- Considers a yellow light the "alternate green" and floors it
- Flips off other drivers at will, usually just to piss them off
- Plays extremely loud bass music and has loose body panels in the car that rattle to no end
- Never lets cars in a yield in front of them...no matter what
- Considers letting people cut in front of you a weakness, never lets it happen
- Speeds up when he sees old ladies queing up to the pedestrian walk (so he doesn't have to stop for her)
- Passes slow drivers on the right side or crosses the double-yellow line
- Frequently speeds up & then immediately slows down after passing cars, usually slower than the speed limit
- Speeds up when sensing a car is passing them, in order to deny them the pass
- Flicks cigarette butts or gum out the window, usually hitting your windshield or paint
- Aggressively tail gates other cars, even in terrible weather
- Parks in a handicapped spot when he is not
Angelic Driver
- Lets other cars in when necessary
- Stops for pedestrians to cross the road, even at roads where there is no crosswalk
- Drives at the speed limit
- Pulls over to the right hand side in order to let a passing car get by (narrow roads)
- Warns other drivers of bad weather by using their 4-way flashers
- Stays off the road in bad weather
- Maintains their vehicle and tires
- Doesn't get baited into street racing, no matter what
- Drives very fast cars (ie. Porsche, Lamborghini, Ferrari) conservatively and saves it for the race track
- Pulls over to the right whenever an ambulance or police car light up near by
- Saves the extreme driving for the track or abandoned parking lots (ie. snow drifting)
- Always slows down in school zones and high traffic areas
- Helps other drivers if they need assistance (ie.battery boost, pushing up a street, gas run, etc.)
Which do you fit in to?
- Cuts other cars off at will
- Takes up two parking spots when only one is necessary
- Regularly speeds and slides through stop signs
- Races between light changes
- Considers a yellow light the "alternate green" and floors it
- Flips off other drivers at will, usually just to piss them off
- Plays extremely loud bass music and has loose body panels in the car that rattle to no end
- Never lets cars in a yield in front of them...no matter what
- Considers letting people cut in front of you a weakness, never lets it happen
- Speeds up when he sees old ladies queing up to the pedestrian walk (so he doesn't have to stop for her)
- Passes slow drivers on the right side or crosses the double-yellow line
- Frequently speeds up & then immediately slows down after passing cars, usually slower than the speed limit
- Speeds up when sensing a car is passing them, in order to deny them the pass
- Flicks cigarette butts or gum out the window, usually hitting your windshield or paint
- Aggressively tail gates other cars, even in terrible weather
- Parks in a handicapped spot when he is not
Angelic Driver
- Lets other cars in when necessary
- Stops for pedestrians to cross the road, even at roads where there is no crosswalk
- Drives at the speed limit
- Pulls over to the right hand side in order to let a passing car get by (narrow roads)
- Warns other drivers of bad weather by using their 4-way flashers
- Stays off the road in bad weather
- Maintains their vehicle and tires
- Doesn't get baited into street racing, no matter what
- Drives very fast cars (ie. Porsche, Lamborghini, Ferrari) conservatively and saves it for the race track
- Pulls over to the right whenever an ambulance or police car light up near by
- Saves the extreme driving for the track or abandoned parking lots (ie. snow drifting)
- Always slows down in school zones and high traffic areas
- Helps other drivers if they need assistance (ie.battery boost, pushing up a street, gas run, etc.)
Which do you fit in to?
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