Loud Subarus, They are Ricers

If you don't know it by now, I really dispise ricers. The loud exhaust, the stupid stickers, neon accessories, and useless douchbag blow off valves. Quite recently I noticed a black Subaru WRX STi tuned so rich that when he shifted gears it actually backfired and an explosion was seen from the pipes. The next day I noticed an older WRX driven by an asian chick, and yes, it had loud exhaust headers with the obligatory blowoff valve sound. They are ricers. A few months back I saw this horrendous Pontiac Sunfire with nasty neon green accents coupled with two (2!) fake hood scoops. Of course the vehicle had the huge fart can exahust pipes.... total crap in my opinion. There's rice and then there's nice.

Rice:

Loud exhaust, blowoff valves, useless stickers, fart can exhaust pipes, fake hood scoops, outrageous wings, neon underglow, lambo doors, spinner rims, and assholes with shitty stereos that blast their music causing said stereo to rattle their piece of shit car to pieces.

Nice:

Discreet (quiet) exhaust, hidden performance / suspension tweaks, no wings, deleted badges, plain exterior, blueprinted and balanced engines, etc.

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