Asshole Speeders

I'm gettin' tired of doing the highway slot race with aggressive drivers. Case in point - it's raining like a motherfuckin' demon out there. The light turns green, I take the turn off and get to 80 km/hour in no time flat. I hold off because I'm keenly aware of this weird mojo thing called hydroplaning. Asshole behind me in the Chevy Lumina can't stand that he just got dusted from the light and decides to pass me at 120; he conveniently takes the same turn off as me. I actually slow down during the short trip because I don't want to end up in the ditch (or worse).

Every time there's bad weather some fuckwits are always driving like they're king of the mountain. Just this week alone TWO drivers got killed in two seperate hydroplaning accidents. I swear, people are dumber than deer when it comes to driving on the roads. A friend of mine told me a story of this young punk in a 1990's model Honda Civic who had been tailgating this Accord on the highway. Eventually the fucktard passed the accord in heavy snow. And guess what happened? He wound up in the ditch! Serves him right! Last year I had some asshole tailgating me in slushy weather. I had just gotten my AWD car and I decided enough was enough.

I down shifted to 2nd gear, drive immediately into the heavy snow and floored the car. If anyone's ever seen the WRC in snow you'll know what happens next. Huge ass rooster tails of heavy snow gets flung from all four wheels behind me. It staggers the fucker and he backs away. I'm tired and mad as hell.

Nice story of the night. While walking on my way to the car tonight, it was very windy out (90+ km/hour winds). There is an intersection I was coming to and I noticed a young lady in a wheelchair struggling hard to get across the street. I glanced up at the lights and noticed they were about to change green - and she was still in the middle of the intersection!

I rushed out to the street and asked if she needed a push. "Yes, please" she said. I noticed she was on the phone. She asked me if I could push her up the hill to the closest bus stop. "Sure" I said as I put her up the hill to the bus stop. I don't know who she was talking to, but she didn't get off the phone. She did thank me when I left her at the bus stop. My car was 3 blocks further down the road. Cheers.