They Robbed My Fucking Bank

 

So taking my in-laws to the bank tonight.......I roll up to the bank in my Scooby and whoah! FIVE cop cars at the bank! Their light bars are blazing.... the tellers are closed...uh oh.... yep... you guessed it: My bank of montreal branch got robbed! 

Nobody was saying anything. In fact, I started to wonder why they needed five police cars there - shouldn't they be out looking for the scumbag(s) that robbed my bank? Anyway, on my way out I saw an unoccupied police car with the computer ON and the display up. I could not resist. I looked at the display and it confirmed my suspicions: Unknown male robbed the BMO branch, suspect possibly fled on foot. Great.

And this was the branch way down Portland Street - wayyy the fuck down, almost out of town. I wonder why he picked that branch? Anyway... what a shock. I never suspected someone would try and rob that bank. My how times have changed.