I'm going to california, beotch!

Gotta practice up on my east LA gang signs. (kidding). It's a business trip. I head out 2nd week of May for about 3-4 days. I was going to land in LAX but after I saw how close John Wayne airport is to my hotel, well, that changed everything. Did you see the dumbass that recently tried to smuggle exotic birds from Vietnam through LAX?? Check this shit out.

 

You're looking at an official photo of some dumbass named Sony Dong who tried to smuggle 14 songbirds into LAX on a commercial flight from Vietnam. Feds moved in on the guy when they noticed bird feathers and droppings on his socks. When they rolled up his pant legs, feds could barely believe what they saw...

But here's where it gets really sad -- feds had been tracking the guy since December, when they found an abandoned suitcase at LAX, checked by Dong, which contained 18 birds ... 5 of which were dead.