Stoneman Chillout Night

Pretty depressing, really. Mother-in-law is in the hospital with a stroke and heart attack. She's got to get special surgery to unblock some carotid arteries. Not good. I need to distract myself. It's a shallow hollow point in my life for religion, so I decided to amuse myself in the most ridiculous way I know how: Trolling around for ridiculous questions from WikiAnswers.com. Here's a few gems I picked up for you to review. (Click pictures to enlarge)

And then this bit of awesomeness:

And Finally, some classic action:

Have a great day.