If your vehicle is slow - get the fuck over to the right.

The Dodge Grand Caravan, my arch enemy of slowness. These shit box vans are everywhere and they are slow as hell. Here's a tip: When turning left onto the highway, get the fuck over to the right as soon as you can. Otherwise traffic will be backed up trying to pass on the right side. I could clear 2nd gear and hit 80 by the time he reached 40 (no joke). But the bitch: Someone in the lane ahead of me was slow (70? km) and moving so painlessly slow going ahead. Left lane blocked, nowhere to go.

Here is my repeat offenders list - vehicles so slow they should be banned from the highways, period:

Hyundai Accent and KIA Rio
Early Honda Civic (90's)
Any Dodge Grand Caravan
80's pickup trucks
Any senior citizen driving a crown vic or Lincoln
Honda Odyssey vans
Nissan Sentra shitboxes
PT Cruisers
Dodge Neons
Dodge SX
Suzuki Aerio and SX4
Volkswagon Golf (especially TDI's- stinking bastards)
Ancient 1980's Dodge K and Shadows (get a clue:Your car is shit and worth less than a 24 of beer)
Big Diesel Pickup trucks (especially Dodges)
Volkswagon Micro Bus's


On a good note, I saw a Ferrari F430 yesterday in Halifax. I couldn't believe how low to the ground it was. The guy did a burnout in the middle of intersection as I drove by.