2011 Honda Odyssey: Visual Atrocity
You know that sick feeling you get in the stomach right before you vomit? That awful feeling in the pit of your gut, just before you retch, it's like you're going to die, at that very second?
Well, honestly I think I feel this way after looking at the 2011 Honda Odyssey. Because honestly, you'd have to be a blind man to like the way this vehicle looks. It's a visual atrocity, like a botched weld job between two different kinds of vehicles.
It's akin to incest. Horrible, disgusting, and vile.
The only people I could see conceivably buying this vehicle are really old people with bad vision. Or die hard Honda fanatics. Or both.
One has to wonder how many design teams worked on this wonderful monstrosity. Who cares if the C pillars don't line up with the mid-section! Damn if you don't have a huge blind spot anyway. And so what, it has bulgy wheel arches, that should be enough, right? I have to go and vomit now.
Well, honestly I think I feel this way after looking at the 2011 Honda Odyssey. Because honestly, you'd have to be a blind man to like the way this vehicle looks. It's a visual atrocity, like a botched weld job between two different kinds of vehicles.
It's akin to incest. Horrible, disgusting, and vile.
One has to wonder how many design teams worked on this wonderful monstrosity. Who cares if the C pillars don't line up with the mid-section! Damn if you don't have a huge blind spot anyway. And so what, it has bulgy wheel arches, that should be enough, right? I have to go and vomit now.
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