Caranuba Wax? Never again.

Using Mother's Caranuba wax on my car is sheer hell. The wax doesn't glaze up. You have to rub furiously in order to get rid of any unpolished wax. I thought turtle wax was bad; although the shine is great, and water beads, without using an electric polisher? Fuck that. I can't think of a worse torture to perform. Have you seen The Karate Kid? No, not the shitty film that was re-made last year. I mean the one with Ralph Macchio. Wax on, Wax off, Danielson. Indeed, I was waxing off all afternoon.

Never again.