For the past 25 years I have been driving, there has been some annoying assholes on the road that keep cropping up to annoy me. Allow me to explain them:
Dimwitted Dawdler
You see them slowly creeping off the green light, hesitating through intersections, cautiously speeding up, but yet, never quite reaching the speed limit. That red nissan versa, rolling down Macleod trail one morning. This fool was literally lane-drifting. I don't know if he was drunk, but he didn't keep up with traffic and I had to pass this fucker on the right side because he wouldn't pay attention to my flashing headlights. The stupid asshole turned left 3 blocks down the road.
-more to come-
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