A Proposal for My Ideal Social Media

My social media platform would be based off these key points below:

•  No advertising, completely free service
•  No mobile apps. Desktop website only
•  Minimum age: 18
•  All accounts would be vetted by myself or an authorized proxy I trust
•  Absolutely no personable, identifying information
•  No tracking, data mining, or selling of any information to 3rd parties
•  By default, all notifications are turned off. No badges, rewards, or like/dislike
•  NO corporate accounts allowed
•  Encrypted data and auto-wipe
•  No racist, misogynistic,  or Nazi assholes allowed
•  Spammers will be perma-banned by IP and MAC address
•  Absolutely no inter-social media linking such as facebook's "like this"
•  If you die, your account is deleted. None of this memorial bullshit
•  Harassment of any users will result in perma-ban 
• Auto-delete account from inactivity >30 days 

They say that when you use a free service, you are the product. In this revolutionary web site, there is no product. With my Social Media Experiment, your identity, history, and data is completely safe. I really don't give a goddamn rats ass what you are doing - as long as it's not illegal like abusing kids or animals. This is the "Fuck you" of social media. There is no end game. Stop using it? Auto-delete after 30 days of no logins. The best part? The web site will self-destruct after 1 year. In its place will be a static "Construction" sign from the 1990's.