Plenty of Fish is a Fucking Garbage Bin

 I'm seriously pissed off for wasting $60 on a useless membership boost. To be frank, the majority of women I find on POF are:

* Haven't signed in for 8+ months

* Grossly obese

* 3/10 on average

* Some look like meth addicts

* Some look drunk in their profile pictures

What women you "do" find on this app is hilarious. It was matching me with women who were obviously 58 years old. Why the fuck would I go that old? And even then, there is zero attraction to these women.

I laughed when the "best match" came up and she was located in some fucking town North East of Edmonton? I set my range to 75KM Max, because you can't go lower than that on the app.  I know, I tried.

The messaging is fine, but honestly, I don't have much patience to woo a 50-year old chunky woman I have zero sexual attraction too.

Not happening.

I work out 5-6 days a week, I want to meet someone with the same kind of body type. I was swiping for literally 5 minutes when I RAN OUT OF WOMEN to swipe on. This has to be a fucking joke.

I got so pissed I recorded a You tube video about it. I don't give a fuck who views it. It's the goddamn truth. I'm fairly good looking for 51, and while I realize I am not trying to go after 20-30 year olds, I would love to meet someone 40-50. But no, this FUCKING APP insists on matching me with old people - in spite of my goddamn fucking age specifications.

So to Markus from POF: Fuck you. This app sucks, your web site sucks, and the amount of scammers and bots on the site is incredible. I snagged 2 minutes of joining this shit.

A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME.

Just don't, don't even bother considering using POF. It's a wasteland of garbage and all it exists for is to hook you into their subscription model. Owned by Match group, who I dearly wish would file Chapter 11 bankruptcy, is a shit company.

I said it.

Communication is key on dating apps, but even to start one is a challenge because there is barely anyone there with a pulse worth talking to. Seriously.

So if you want to date your grandma, someone grossly obese or missing teeth, HEY, go for it! You may get lucky and a bonus STD to boot!

FUCK Plenty of Fish.

I'm switching platforms very shortly. I don't give a fuck about the $60 bucks. I just want my self respect back.