Contracts in New Cars Beginning in 2010
HALIFAX -- Four major automotive manufacturers have confirmed they will be requiring 2010 car and truck owners to digitally sign their EULA at least once a week prior to driving, according to an secret source. The source discovered an electronic document linking four manufacturers linking each other in a clandestine plan to force drivers to sign end user licensing agreements prior to driving their vehicles. "It's ridiculous", said Timmy O'Toole, from the Snospmis research group. "You can't expect people to sign these legal papers prior to driving a vehicle they rightly own".
Further documents uncovered incredible plans on installing a fax machine within the drivers console area, along with a power inverter and surge protector. The fax machine would connect to an ignition interlock that also doubles as a microSD slot for your MP3 music. The documents claim consumers would be more than willing to give up some freedom in order to get a free microSD slot in their car. Estimates on the cost for this device range from 250 - 350$, which would automatically be added to the cost of each vehicle sold.
The EULA have been added to vehicles by the Feed the Lawyers Association (FLA), a profit group who's goal is to generate as much money for corporate lawyers as possible. For more information, please see Snopes.com.
Timmy O'Toole also cites big changes for vehicles after 2010, namely the US Congress Act of Consumer Affiliation and Advertising. This act, recently passed by Congress and signed into law by George W. Bush, makes it a legal requirement to have ad-sponsored bumper stickers installed on each new car, beginning in 2012.
The bumper stickers are limited to the following:
Further documents uncovered incredible plans on installing a fax machine within the drivers console area, along with a power inverter and surge protector. The fax machine would connect to an ignition interlock that also doubles as a microSD slot for your MP3 music. The documents claim consumers would be more than willing to give up some freedom in order to get a free microSD slot in their car. Estimates on the cost for this device range from 250 - 350$, which would automatically be added to the cost of each vehicle sold.
The EULA have been added to vehicles by the Feed the Lawyers Association (FLA), a profit group who's goal is to generate as much money for corporate lawyers as possible. For more information, please see Snopes.com.
Timmy O'Toole also cites big changes for vehicles after 2010, namely the US Congress Act of Consumer Affiliation and Advertising. This act, recently passed by Congress and signed into law by George W. Bush, makes it a legal requirement to have ad-sponsored bumper stickers installed on each new car, beginning in 2012.
The bumper stickers are limited to the following:
- Nascar Tailgater
- Hillary Clinton for President
- No fat chicks
- I Love Billy Ray Cyrus
- Baby on Board
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