If you put an "RS" sticker on your car; You're a douchebag.

I really must be getting old now. Who could miss a new Mazda 3 with two (2!) big RS stickers on each side of the rear bumper! In addition, the driver had the obligatory hip hop music blasting away. So it came to no surprise to find out this boy racer blasting off the lights when I paralleled to him at the red light. I resisted temptation; first, my car could never beat a Mazda 3 simply because of the AWD factor (robs too much power). Had I been driving a WRX I *might* have given in to temptation. If I was in an STi I wouldn't have thought twice and have dusted him. But instead of that I thought about how much a new clutch pack would cost me and possibly a new drivetrain. Then another sobering thought about being pulled over by the police for street racing and losing my car insurance.

I can't afford that. Reason set in and I am glad for it. One day that douche bag will be racing through a busy street and may get T-boned. Speaking of idiots, this is what happens when you drive a piece of shit car too fast over a curb: You nail a fuckin' house, dawg!

Not only that, the driver - a 17 year old girl - was charged by police for driving without a fuckin' license! Boo yeah! She nailed the house so hard it blasted the kitchen sink right out of the wall! Doesn't the Cobalt make a nice lawn ornament? I'm going to estimate and say around $7000 dollars worth of damage to that car, which would mean a write-off since it's junk anyway.

Driving to work today I noticed yet another driver on their cell phone. But this time, it was a person driving a Porsche 911 GT3! It had bright orange rims, a huge spoiler, and massive amounts of orange striping on it. The driver was casually chatting on the cell phone going opposite to my driving. I found out later from a co-worker that this guy bought the Porsche only after he had discovered that taking his SRT-8 Jeep at the local race track was not a good idea. "Get something lower to the ground" a friend of mine said. And so he bought the Porsche. Apparently he gave his girlfriend a Boxster S and keeps the Porsche until the winter weather. I wonder if he's a drug dealer, because people out here drive cheap cars like Hyundai, KIA, and Domestics.

I gotta get my car in to the shop for a 4-wheel alignment. I phoned around and it's going to cost about $59.00 for the alignment, plus another $25.00 for my annual safety inspection sticker. I'll be getting it done next month. I need snow tires, if anyone is selling 16 inch tires that will fit a Subaru Impreza, let me know!