The Big Picture
A friend of mine had another heart attack recently... he survived but will be in the hospital for at least a few days. I was walking with my wife in the hospital parking lot when this maniac in a Porsche Cayanne blew through the parkade like it was Track Day. Turns out the truck was driven by this little punk - more than likely "Daddy's truck" because there is no way in hell a young (sub 20) guy can afford an 80 thousand dollar ugly SUV.
Zipping around comes in handy - like when I need to get around a bus, for instance. Buses annoy me. And taxi drivers. And also old people. Lets face it, MOST other people on the road annoy me if they don't go the speed limit. Nothing pains me more than following behind some jackass going 40 km/hour. What the fuck is up with that?
And speaking of annoying, I had some telemarketing cocksucker tell me to fuck off on Friday when I repeatedly asked him "Who are you?". Fucking cockroach telemarketing scumbags. Time to go, I have to punch a hole in a wall.
Zipping around comes in handy - like when I need to get around a bus, for instance. Buses annoy me. And taxi drivers. And also old people. Lets face it, MOST other people on the road annoy me if they don't go the speed limit. Nothing pains me more than following behind some jackass going 40 km/hour. What the fuck is up with that?
And speaking of annoying, I had some telemarketing cocksucker tell me to fuck off on Friday when I repeatedly asked him "Who are you?". Fucking cockroach telemarketing scumbags. Time to go, I have to punch a hole in a wall.
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