That Van

My ride, a 1996 Dodge Van, windshield impaled by a stray tree branch, serves me well. Notice the tin foil repair job. I replaced that shortly with some sturdy duct tape. No other van gets double takes from people on the side walk. I call it the van most likely to be driven by rapists. Indeed, the van is horrible to look at. She bounces like a bitch over the bumps, and God only knows what went on in that back van before I started driving it. My brother calls it the 'bang bus'. You figure it out.

On to slurpee # 20!