The Shittiest Car you can Buy

















Designed by Satan and assembled by Hitler's minions, it's unassuming looks and tiny size hide the true horrors of driving something so awful, you'd beg to drive a Hyundai Accent instead. 

I remember driving one of these 4 years ago and I had to say, it was really terrible. Although it is technically roomy enough to house a six foot driver, you'll be cursing everytime you drive one of these horrible cars. Main complaints I found were the jarring transmission shifts, inability to climb steep hills from a dead stop (I actually worried I would have to back down one hill in particular). An engine so tiny and cramped that you have to take it to the dealer to change the oil. There simply is no drain plug for the oil, so the dealer will have to "suck" the oil from the engine in order to change it.

Although the car does pass crash safety tests, you likely won't be alive to view anything because you'll mostly be burned alive by the fuel and oil leaking from the vehicle that hit you. If you truly don't care about driving experience, or are a business owner who is sadomasochist, then sure, drive this car.

Shockingly this car will drive on the highway - barely. Any small gust of wind or passing Semi-trailer will threaten to suck it up into a vortex. Acceleration is non-existent. If your quest is to find the slowest, worst-driving vehicle available on the market today, this is it. It will break your back going over any small bumps. Turning through corners you'll be praying the car won't lose grip. God help you if you drive this car, because you'll need all the luck you can get.

Pros

  • Fuel economy
  • Maneuverability
  • Headroom/legroom

Cons

  • Acceleration
  • Automatic-transmission performance
  • Noise
  • Ride
  • No power

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