Down to *1* Crutch

 

I haven't cooked a turkey dinner since 2011, and thought I would get a small bird and try it out. Turned out great, but I had too much food in the end. 

I swapped my G-Shock watch for a $1,000 Apple watch for a few minutes. The apple watch is heavier, has annoying notifications and distractions. Do you reallly need to read twitter or instagram from a fucking $1,000 watch? I guess so, according to a colleague. My G-Shock is good enough.

I missed my Oct 2 appointment due to the 40cm snow hellstorm. The next appointment set me back 3 goddamn weeks. I decided to begin partial weight load with 1 crutch. Walking is easier but I can tell its going to take a while to fix this. Inaction in my right leg has caused the musclles to atrophe. But great news!

My firearms and bicepts are massive. My 3 month straight arm workouts via the crutches have given my arms instant recovery. I've been using the barbels nightly and I have yet to feel any kind of pain the next day. I'm going to need some goddamn larger shirts.

And wider doors.

Cannabis legalization is happening in 5 days and I can barely believe it. Even the goddamn co-op is selling weed for fuck sakes.

 I'll drop in and check out the products, but I don't expect to be much left when I get off work on the 17th. That's ok, I just want to check out the store and find out how they do business. Weed is fine in moderation, but I find it can increase rage tremendously. Use carefully.