5 Days In Status Update

 Inappropriate Work Choices for Clothes: That fucking leaf.

Who knew?? I picked thsi shirt up because I liked the style and color. When I got home - bam, my eyes immediately figured out what this was. A Cannabis pot leaf. Wonderful. I can't wear this to work! But I'm going to anyway.

So far, I've not given in to any temptation or thoughts of using weed. Sure, I had a beer on the weekend but I kept it to 1 and really never went crazy. Until the other day, I decided it would be great to have a Mango frozen popsicle after I had purchased a steak from The Keg.

Something strange happened. I felt high, about 3/10, and I couldn't stop it. My mind immediately was wide again, I knew that feeling well. Turns out, the body can store THC for months at a time, and during my last run of daily use, I must have accumulated a shit ton in my fat cells.

Eating Mango enhances the uptake of THC receptors into the brain. I put 1+1 together and became pretty high without even taking anything. I have been continuously exercising since I purchased the dumbell set by using flow excercise technique. My arms and back are no longer fatigued from working out, I no longer feel any after-workout pain the next day. By slowly building up the reps, one can workout daily.

Now if I can only figure out how to play this fucking electric guitar.