The Panic Buying has Started!

The Calgary Super Store I frequent is out of all toilet paper

While shopping today in Calgary I noticed there was no toilet paper, hand wipes, lysol, baby wipes, or isopropyl alcohol.

Panic buying in Calgary is in full effect. I bought groceries for the next few weeks, but honestly, there is no point in stock piling toilet paper. In a pinch, I can adapt to use my flexible shower hose and some towels to dry off.

There are people on kijiji selling cosco toilet paper for hundreds of dollars. And people are stealing toilet paper from businesses such as restaurants and such. Quite bizarre.

One wonders what kind of world we live in where regular toilet paper is more valuable than cannabis. One moron was selling individual squares of toilet paper for $1 each. Yes, you read that right.


It doesn't have to be complicated. Take a shit in the toilet. Wash up in the shower. Or, if you don't want to wash up, use soap and a face cloth. If you can't stomach your own waste you are going to have a rotten time of it.

Take it from me, I've had a camera so far up my ass it made it to my small intestine. I am sure this virus will calm down in a few weeks time. As it begins to spread throughout North America, people will stop hand shaking, embracing, or kissing.

And here is someone selling a package of toilet paper I have in my bathroom. For $10 a roll, you can own it from this jackass:

As a society, we are fucked.