Trump Pen of Doom

 

I use a Razer BlackWidow keyboard instead of those shitty HP ones the desktops come with. It's my old gaming keyboard. Ahh, the memories.

I found a unique pen today in the office pen bin: Trump Tower International pen, metal, and still works. I thought I would write up a "Lord of the Rings" or "Dungeons and Dragons" artifact on this one. Here we go.

Cursed Trump Pen of Doom

  It is very cold to touch but doesn't bother the hands when held.  It emanates dark malice and an intense hatred of Hillary Clinton. In the background, from out of nowhere, chants are heard: "Lock her up! Lock her up! Lock her up!" 

 Owners of this pen enjoy an increased Charisma but suffer a penalty in both intelligence and wisdom.  The ink will never run out; and it's color will be of the deepest, darkest black. The edges will glow faintly red.

Long time pen users have apparently been found ordering MAGA hats and posters, even those who are long time democrats. The pen is best left alone, on a tiny shelf where it belongs. Or a garbage can, if you are ever so inclined.