I am about to enter a world of shit

 A quote from Fear The Walking Dead, when the young man realizes he's about to withdraw from the drugs he's been addicted to, and has no more. But appropriate for the situation, as the region of Canada I am in has hit #1 for Covid-19 infections and a growing positivity rate.

 A sneak peek of my Tinder profile page, I'm apparently a hit with ladies 18-25 and 55+ who live in Russia. And just today I found a scammer without much trouble. I had been chatting with a very pretty girl from Sweden. It seemed highly suspicious, because why would a 20 year old girl in Sweden who is a super model like a 51-year old dude?  Besides a sugar daddy, that is.

A few days later, my hunch was right. I was suspicious because she called me "Dear". Who says that? Last time someone called me that was my dear Grandmas. But she wanted me to get on WeChat for some reason. I said no. She then asked for KiK. I don't use that social platform,  I um-matched and got high. A total waste of time. The search continues.

My vacuum chamber has found interesting uses. I can use mason jars to create mini-vacuum chambers that contain items I have blown up. 

 

For example,  I will place some cookies that contain marshmallows into a jar with a lid. When the air is sucked out, it pulls the air out of the jar and forces the lid to stay stuck. It creates a tiny vacuum chamber. You can see the expanded marshmallow, stuck in time. Only by using a knife under the lid can you break the seal. It sounds like a tiny squeak when you break the seal as the air rushes into the jar. How long will it stay edible?

 

I have also used it on a steak, I marinated the steak and placed it into a vacuum, which forces the juices deep into the meat. 

Left it to marinate for 5 minutes in the vacuum chamber, then I set it into the fridge over night. The next day it was as tender as the best roast beef.