She Fucking Had Me

I don't give a fuck who reads this. And it actually happened. I just...can't wrap my head around it. Just how in the hell does 1 teams chat message unleash a massive amount of hidden sexual innuendo and messages exchanged between us.

I leveled up my perception by reading many body language books and on psychology. And I still don't know very much of anything. Except a few areas.

I can tell when you're lying, usually. I can also detect attraction, dominance, etc. And yes, this very attractive woman had began to send me messages containing an unbelievable variety of phrases and positions.

But wait.

One day while in her presence, she was very close to me - continuous contact. These innocent touches of her hand on my hand, and oh my god now she's in my intimate body space zone. Literally an inch from my body. I can feel the heat from her body. 

I quickly think of my dead grandma, who I loved dearly. Wearing dress pants was a fatal mistake today, I had that deer in the headlights look. Something so stunning happened I just can't even write about it on my blog. I did tell a friend via a DM twitter message, but I'm not sure he believes me 100%. But yes, I woke up in a cold sweat last night thinking about it. 

So goddamn hot.

I a fairly sure I am on the destructive path to something somewhere. Or maybe not. I suspect there will be many break-ups this Valentine's day.

So, what was that one phrase that I used which unlocked her?

"I' thought about you the other day." An innocent phrase, but with deep meaning. By saying this, you basically expose yourself and say you were actually thinking about her and it perhaps excited her? A good phrase she used was "I need it bigger" and motioning with hand size. I swear the room temperature shot up 15 degrees in that instant.

And the worst part is? 

She knew it.