Free Bus Rides to Martha's Vineyard (!!) 🙘🐕

 

According to my sources at CNN, illegal visitors were at Martha's Vineyard today, inspiring me to write this story. The governor of Florida, DeSantos, said "This is just the beginning" when discussing about his plans to ship more illegal immigrants to the White House, Martha's Vineyard, and even the Vice-President's house (!). Imagine the house party that ensues.

I have to tell you something, when I heard these governor assholes sending them out in buses, I thought "What? This is not right. These are people, some of them even started in San Antonio Texas". Shipped them across state lines like a rejected U.S. post office parcel. Ugh. 

Did I mention they lost my parcel last week? You know, fuck the USPS. They stole my goddamn package. It was worth $160. Fucking goodbye G-shock watch. Sorry Kaitlan. It was the deep thought that counts. 💝💞

Anyway, my theory about what's happening is some Governors are pissed off about having illegal immigrants, just dump them down to California, Washington DC, or other "sanctuary cities". It's going to start some extreme hatred between the southern states and Washington DC. I can't wait for the mid-term elections in November. It should be very interesting to see in person. Very interesting. (Stand by for popcorn making)🍿

Can I say this? It's sad to see in today's society. I respect the United States of America's right to defend it's borders - this is extreme stuff here. They do not belong in the country, simply move them back.  Former President Donald J. Trump had the right idea about the border wall, but wrong execution on the delivery and timing. 

That child separation thing never sat well with me. But imagine Canada dealing with thousands of illegal immigrants like the United States of America is dealing with. We would be overrun in hours. 

I'm really grateful to CNN for showing me where Martha's Vineyard is located. It's on my bucket list, just like Mar-A-Lago. Amongst other delicious things.

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